Because it wasn’t created in a boardroom by businessmen based on market research.
Because it has fake previews of future would-be Grindhouse movies.
Because it has a stripper with a machine gun for a leg!
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13th
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WHY IT’S WORTHY
Because the ad campaign created a bomb scare!
Because the origin of this hilarious trio is revealed.
Because they have to fight an immortal piece of exercise equipment that’s trying to take over the universe.
Because it’s about a milk shake, an order of fries and a meatball.
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Because it’s socially relevant, making the public aware of this silent epidemic and dramatizing events to make us emotionally connected in a way dispassionate news report fail to do.
Because there’s enough escapist movie making going on already.
Because if you made this sh#t up, you wouldn’t believe it.
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Because Molly Shannon finally gets a lead role!
Because it’ll follow the laws of romantic comedy while adding a little freshness and unpredictability.
Because John C. Reilly is in it.
Because it has dogs that don’t talk or do backflips.
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20th
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WHY IT’S WORTHY
Because it’s from the guys who brought us Shaun of the Dead.
Because it’ll be Reno 911 but with a British sensibility: Benny Hill, Monty Python, Ricky Gervais, need we say more? Okay, Mr. Bean!
Because we actually laughed during the preview.
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Because it’s a low budget idea like Saw or Hostel that usually features B-List actors with high paid A-List stars.
Because admit it, you check for peep holes and hidden cameras whenever you stay at sh#tty hotel / motel.
Because it’ll be heavy on tension and light on gore.
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27th
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WHY IT’S WORTHY
Because Jamie Kennedy is hilarious.
Because even though it doesn’t look super funny, it’ll have enough laughs to make it worth seeing in a theater.
Because this is the last acceptable retro 80’s movie before it officially becomes played out.
